[ TEXTING MINGLE ]

[danseur]

[ Let's break the ice with some TEXTING! A lot of weird shit goes on in Lost Kenyon, since it is apparently a bastion for the supernatural. It seems like this afternoon a clumsy technopagan got in a little over her head and scrambled the cellular networks.

What that means is for this post, phone calls and texts are going everywhere except where they're meant to! That text meant for your mom might be end up going to the entire university English department; that shopping list you're sending to your wife might pop up instead on your hairdresser's smartwatch.

The messages, too, are getting a little mixed up: sometimes they're coming through as gibberish, or sending messages other folks are writing from your number! Basically- go crazy with it, have fun, and use this as an excuse to strike up a little easy CR with strangers. ]

Comments

Abby Kestler

[thaumatourgos]

[ the following message will arrive no fewer than six times in rapid succession to anyone unlucky enough to receive it: ]

Swear to God if you are just sitting in your underwear watching TV instead of answering my calls I am going to feed you to a lake monster

[gotspirit]

stop lookign in my window u creep

and my girl nessie prefers "lake dweller"
keep it pc

[keepwarm]

what did the poor lake monster ever do to you?

Chris Reid

[sightread]

no look u can't buy an emu egg
ur dad would kill me if it actually hatched and u had to take care of an emu
do u even know how to take care of an emu b/c it's not like a chicken or anything

if u buy that egg i won't kiss u for a whole year
yeah that's right
three hundred and sixty five days
so ask urself
is an emu worth it?

[thaumatourgos]

Chris.

Please.

Re: Chris Reid

[orions_shadow]

Your lack of foresight is pathetic.

Thanksgiving, dude.


BEST THANKSGIVING DINNER EVER.

Sara Sado

[american_tanuki]

I'm not saying that ALL superhero movies are inherently about dicks, I'm just saying that if you know what to look for, there's a very consistent aesthetic pattern going on.

[fivebooktrilogy]

only superhero movies tho?
I mean lots of things look like dicks
skyscrapers
those are basically huge shiny dicks that light up at night right

[orions_shadow]

Huh? what do you mean aesthetic?

Morgan Walker

[danseur]

ma please. i just saw roadkill and my stomach actually growled.

[keepwarm]

you know you could have picked it up? its legal as long as you didn't kill it. at least thats what the internet tells me.

[fivebooktrilogy]

wrong number




wait so do you just not eat unless your mom makes food or

taylor briggs

[feelsing]

i'm not saying that i decided to do my phd for the refreshments.... buuuut also the only reason we diversified our diet past instant ramen last month is because my advisors keep brinigng those fancy cocktail weenies to history dept events

[hypnagog]

[ misfire? probably. he literally doesn't care, and will cheerfully text back: ]

that mean u got leftover ramen??

Amrita

[keepwarm]

so in conclusion alcohol was a bad plan and im never going through that park again. i dont think that guy will ever be the same.

tune.

[gotspirit]

i told you not to ask about the bloody potatoes
one tiny request
it's like i cant even trust u anymroe
ur suposed to be my landlady not my jailer

[grimless]

i swear i didn't!

can i ask about them now? since you're already angry anyway.

joy mendoza

[tita]

[sent in the span of 5 minutes....and doubled... joy this isnt google]

FIX DVR
REPAIR DVR
BROKEN DVR
unDELEte
BRING bcK RECORDIng delete
hW dvr
how record dvr

[gotspirit]

dont tell me what to do

Emily Madsen

[scions]

should I find it worrying or hilarious that one of the few types of booze that seems to do anything for me anymore is Fireball? need to know this for science

July Dean-Hollis

[fivebooktrilogy]

it hurts to say this but the new one feels padded?
like you could straight up skip 600-760 and never notice??
idk am i missing something
usually she's so good about keeping it tight

Niamh Poole

[ladyinwaking]

I'm busy dealing with people who are actually ill. Ask me for a hangover cure one more time and I'll find a way to cure you of drinking instead.

[interposal]

That's slightly disconcerting considering I can't actually get drunk.

Sara Fernandez

[beachbreak]

yeah but it's cool i've got shark repellent. like whats the worst that could happen?

[smokelike]

Is that a real thing? And jellyfish.

eva blair.

[understate]

Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.

( you know, as you do. just because you don't get any nutrition from food or drink doesn't mean you can't appear to ingest the stuff. )

youngil cho.

[smokelike]

Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk you?

( downsides of having a celebrity friend tbh. )

[grimless]

I don't think you can be normal and a stalker at the same time.

Theron Karras

[teraos]

Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything. How is your day?

[beachbreak]

have you tried 12345?

Agora Turner

[elevatorhell]

honey if i have to show up in your place one more time i'm gonna bust a nut
do you want me to bust a nut
also i think you left one of your books in my elevator
in which case i'm sorry but a client might have eaten half of it on the trip to limbo

[downfalling]

i mean i'm not gonna stop you if that happens
kinda thought that was the whole idea?

though i don't think i've left any books in elevators

Shadow

[orions_shadow]

I got in trouble again, banned from the zoo.